forge me in your foreskin
forge me in your foreskin
Mama Hens And Their Babies
Via Bored Panda
These are such good chickens
I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER
how do I get chix to sit on me lyk this /s
the hottest study tip i will ever give: keep a tiny stapler on you. i bought a “craft stapler” for $4.99 at a marshalls my freshman year and perpetually kept it in my bag. the # of times i’ve been hailed as a goddess when fellow students are turning in mandatorily-stapled-papers would be payment enough, were it not for the # of times in college i’ve put 2 plastic plates of free luncheon food together & stapled the edges for a free tubberware. pls buy a tiny stapler
i’ve stolen at LEAST 35 chocolate chip cookies and 11 cheesecake brownies via this method
can I also attack my enemies
Shameless plug. Back from the dead of several years to say u should follow my shit music. check out my other playlists. existential dread & weird comments included in the titles & descriptions.
“I can’t believe my baby is 21,” Selena sighed, stroking Justin’s face, “happy birthday Jay, I love you.”
Justin smiled up at her, his hands resting on her hips, “I love you too, Sel.”
She lowered herself against his chest and attached her lips to his, tugging on his bottom lip.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
well moving to another country isn’t easy anon. also racism in the usa is kinda complicated (but i honestly find racism in mexico even more complicated). tumblr tends to only focus on the racism committed by ‘white’ people(they usually exagerrate it, and sometimes will accuse certain of things as being acts of racism when they aren’t such as a ‘white’ person rapping.). tumblr tend to not talk about racism against minorities by other minorities especially the the group getting picked on isn’t ‘black’, and some encourage being racist towards ‘white’ out of revenge(which is a waste of time, assholish, racist, and counteproductive) .
~the aspie one
well, of course there are the vocal minority sjw’s but I think it depends on the area. I haven’t encountered much that’s as extreme as tumblr makes it out to be. I mean, my mother is probably embarrassed about how not pissed off I can be sometimes but it’s just that I don’t always see the pro in getting upset. So maybe I don’t notice the minor happenings of it because it’s just gonna happen and in this day and age there are so many requirements for something to be politically correct
this post is so stupid??? I, an actual queer person, ALSO think it’s gross and oppressive and just downright douchey to make rude comments about cishet people… Posts like this that assume all queer ppl are sjws & against cishets are rlly gross
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